WA 7 - Inspiring a Nursery Home

Dear well-aged citizens of the United States,

I am here to confront you about a very serious problem. A problem in which the youth of this nation cannot solve upon its own. A problem far greater than that of your World wars and Nuclear Crisis, which many of you proudly served in. I am talking about the crisis we now know as the Global Climate Change. Now, you may be thinking, “Won’t I be dead before any of this starts to affect us?” Yes, yes you probably will. However, what about your kids? And their kids? Do you truly want them to suffer for mistakes that which they had no part in? Don’t you care about them? If you don’t have any kids, who’s making you stay at a Nursery Home anyways? Yourself? If so, that seems a little helpless of you…So why not take this opportunity and show everyone that you can take care of not only yourself, but the whole world? If you do have kids, however you don’t share any feelings towards them, use this time as a chance to grab bragging rights!

Now, for those of you who haven’t left in the middle of this well-written speech, congratulations, you are now qualified to join a movement for the ages. Which is saying a lot actually, when you think about how many ages you’ve lived through. Unfortunately, you probably won’t live long enough to make a difference, but that’s okay, is the thought that counts. However, that’s a lie, because thoughts can’t save the world. But you can! So get your brittle bones moving and make healthy lifestyles for both you and the environment!

Now let’s start talking about ways to improve your lifestyle. First off, let’s talk about passing wind. It may be a disturbing place to start out, but don’t worry, it doesn’t get much better. Now don’t act like you don’t know you do it, we both know you do. So just because you claim you can’t hear it, doesn’t change the fact you’re releasing harmful methane gas into the o-zone. Let’s look at male-enchancement pills now. They may allow you to perform, but have you ever thought about what happens when they leave your body? They can enter the water system, not only killing the aquatic life that live there but affect everything that uses that water. Which is a lot. Including humans. Then that one disturbance will affect biomes all over the place, obliterating the delicate balance of nature. Moving on, let’s mention those little plates in your chest known as pacemakers. Do you really need them? Sure, they may keep your heart beating, but is that really worth all the materials and resources wasted to make them. Also, what about the researchers developing those things? They could work on more important things to, like finding a stop to Global Warming. It is on this note, I would like to close our little assembly. Thank you for your time, and hopefully with this information you can make the right choices in your life.